We were at Alamanda, Putrajaya yesterday (YES, I drove there with my other human master, who screamed "faster, faster", "slow, slow", "car, car", "you almost banged the divider", "keep to your lane", "you are more to my side" .... list goes on...) ... and ooopsss.. car went dead at the traffic light (again!!) hahaha ... yes, to all reading my blog, avoid Putrajaya on weekends, you have a very mad (and slow ... ) driver on the loose...
Having nothing productive to do (other than uploading more calories to my already very nourished body), my other human slave suggested that we watch a movie, "Don't mess with Zohan" ... in my heart, I was saying out loud "not another silly movie!!!" ....
YES, it was very funny ... and sexually explicit ... (I love Mariah Carey too!!)
AND, at the very same time, has very positive hidden messages that kept me pondering after the movie. "Live peacefully, put aside all differences, look for a greater common goal and lastly, be sexy!!! (in any sizes or age!)"
Anyway, if I have the power of Zohan and Phantom, I will blow "AI" to a far far away island, surrounded by sea, sharks and pirahna, and on land, coconut trees, with ripe, hard coconuts just waiting to flatten his already "brainless" head...
