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Friday, April 10, 2009

Office Administrator Ad from JOBSDB

I saw one of the weirdest (creepy too!) local job ad ever in my mailbox today, in Bahasa Malaysia ...

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COMPANY XXX
Office Administrator

Responsibilities:
Membantu pentadbiran pejabat dan yang berkaitan
Mengelola perakaunan asas pejabat dan yang berkaitan

Requirements:
Berpengalaman lebih 2 tahun bekerja di bidang berkaitan
DIPLOMA yang sesuai dan berkaitan (jika lepasan SPM, mesti berpengalaman lebih 12 tahun di bidang berkaitan)

SIFAT-SIFAT PENTING
Diri: Jujur & Amanah
Bintang Astrologi: Bukan Sagittarius
Jenis Darah:Bukan Darah O

Benefits:
EPF & SOCSO
Salary range: RM 1,200.00 – RM 2,000.00
Working hours: 8.00am - 5.30pm
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WTF is that with the "SIFAT-SIFAT PENTING"?

Let me have to honour to translate :-

SIFAT-SIFAT PENTING (IMPORTANT CRITERIAS)
Diri: Jujur & Amanah (SELF :- HONEST AND TRUSTWORTHY)
Bintang Astrologi: Bukan Sagittarius (ASTROLOGICAL SIGN : NOT SAGITTARIUS) ????????
(WTF??)
Jenis Darah:Bukan Darah O (BLOOD TYPE : NOT BLOOD TYPE O) ???????? WTF (again?) are they milking blood out of the office administrator to resell????

I don't know what the company has against Sagittarius and "O" blood type people. I am tempted to apply but then again, I am "O" ..... what a "blood"ist and "astrological"ist company! And I thought I was "stupid"sticious!

Think I am joking? Well, check it out yourself while ad is still there :-
http://www.jobsdb.com.my/MY/EN/job.asp?R=JDBM025048513

5 comments:

celena said...

AKEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKKEKEKEKE I can't believe this :-o CRAZY! MADNESS! Do you think they are making some vampire movie, like "Let the Right one in"? or the Lesbian vampire killer?

lupie said...

Heheheeh - me too, when it came to the line on "NO O BLOOD TYPE" I can't help but to think of a secret society like vampires!

Blackie007 said...

hahahaha.....I can't believe there is such an ad. I actually checked it out. OMG!!!! :D

thefluffies said...

Hahahahah WTH?
The human resource ppl is taking too much zodiac quiz in Facebook i think!

Or the fengshui master told them that the Sagi n O-type ppl will ruin their business, LOL!

amanda said...

I wonder if the owner of the company needs blood donation :-)