Salem : "Mom, mom, I'M INNOCENT!"
"I've been framed!"
Mom : Hmmmm....
Last Sunday morning, I was in the bathroom when I hear crinkle sound of a wrapper, I knew Salem was having a go at my prawn crackers.
When I got out, there he was, Salem, with his head inside the bag!
Prawn crackers were everywhere!
Oh SALEM! You Joker!