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Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Onion Breaks Her Silence

Onion finally breaks her silence over her "furless" belly pictures circulating the internet since early yesterday morning.

When asked by the pawparazzi, "Is it true that you have been spayed?"
Onion answered, "Yes, I was spayed last year and very proud of it, it doesn't make me a lesser ladycat, in fact without the "heat" cycle, I can now perfect my skill of "bellying".

(To those new to the art of "bellying", it is an art to expose belly as flat as possible while back lies on solid floor. Onion, has mastered level 3 from Master Lulu Girl.)


Onion further clarifies that the photo was an old photo, taken more than a year ago by someone close to her, meant only for private viewing and not to be distributed. 

The surfacing of the old photo has severely effected Onion emotionally and her chances with ManCat around the world, therefore, she hopes to clarify two things :-

1) Her belly is not "furless"
2) Her nipples are ALL still intact.

Onion would like to thank everyone for their support during this stressful moment.


Mom : Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

26 comments:

Kea said...

Well, WE knew it was an old photo, but still were aghast at having it circulate around the internet like that. Onion, instead of shamelessly rolling over and exposing your gorgeous tummy fur for rubs, as in today's photo, you ought to be planning your revenge against your mom! Just sayin'!

(However, OUR mom is desperate to give you lots of belly smooches!!!)

Katnip Lounge said...

Onoin, as a kitty new to blogging, I was DELIGHTED to view your bare belly! I am verreh sorry if me looking caused you any distress...but I enjoyed it IMMENSELY!!!
hubba hubba!

XX Sylvester the Shameless

Katnip Lounge said...

pee ess, I meant ONION! See, I was too hyped to typed...

~~Sylvester

Marg said...

Onion, you have a beautiful belly or tummy. Don't be embarrassed because we all show off our bellies but this picture is a little better with your belly not shaved. But we don't care either if it is shaved. You are just such a pretty cat. Take care.

Brian said...

Hey Onion, we don't believe everything we read on the internet, especially about friends! That tummy is cute!!!

Amy and The House of Cats said...

Onion you have a very cute tummy - even if there was no fur in that picture! Don't feel bad - Barney has no fur on his tummy either (he licks it off - he is weird). And we think tummies are cute no matter what!

Mr Puddy said...

Cute Onion tummy ! and I can see you enjoy the time with your family...I guess, you already forgot about it

Hansel said...

well HELLO there new friend! Onion, you are a bootiful ladee cat!!! we love your bellying.

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Oh, the horror of having such a photo making the rounds. We think you need a good lawyer.

Old Kitty said...

Oh Lovely Onion!!! My goodness you are a truly beautiful kitty!! Charlie would wolf-whistle if he could! LOL!!!!

We think sweet Lulu girl has taught you well! You are just so cute and floofy!!

Take care
x

ABBY said...

Onion
I rarely show my belly. Mom thinks it's because of me being a manx. I never lie on my back. I only occasional roll and she feels very fortunate when she has a camera ready to take my picture. The Mom loves my squishy tummy. I don't know why Mom's love our belly's, but they do.

Yours is very scrumptious!

purrs
xoxoxo
Abby

Au and Target said...

LOL, I can see everyone drooling over the leaked pics. You're a star, Onion!

Cat-in-Sydney said...

Onion,
That's the price of fame. However, I'll be glad to become your lawyer. purrrr....meow!

m.q said...

onion,
we know it!!! that was just a pawparazzi trying to get u!!!

animal lover, quilt lover said...

Oh Onion you are so funny!!! Kitties and 2 legs love your belly picture and would love to see more!!
Thanks Mom for your visit and no I have not seen a doctor. My hands hurting is just arthitis and my other hurts are from a fall I took last Friday in the back yard!!
Just part of life. I fall pretty often in the yard. I live in the woods!!
XXOO, Bambi & Fern

OKcats said...

Oooooooooh, Onion, you have an admirer in the newest Lounge Kat, Sylvester - we think you are a very lucky girl! We still don't think you have anything to be ashamed about!

Your friends, Fuzzy and Zoe

meowwmania said...

Onion! kusss smagat hehe..

Hannah and Lucy said...

We think you have a perfect tummy - we are sorry you we upset about the "other" picture being shown - but it could have been worse as our mum says - how does she know what is worse when she has had no furs on her tummy ever.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

Keiko said...

Onion, you are a gorgeous ladycat. I think all the mancats will be swooning over your beautiful tummy right now!!!
Purrrrrs

Mr. Pip said...

Hi - thanks so much for following my blog! I am going to follow you back. I am a dog, but I LOVE cats and have three feline siblings!

Your pal, Pip

Remington said...

Great tummy pic! Love your daddy's toes too!

thefluffies said...

Mom, such a faaaaaaattt tummy!

Onion, pls tell ur Meowmy.. Aunty Nerq is asking - Last time, ur Meowmy did mentioned about pumpkin, rite? is there any pure canned pumpkin puree available in the market? She tried to find, but cudn't get any. Was it boiled pumpkin?

Daisy said...

I think all of the mancats enjoyed seeing your belleh!

ps: you did the linky right!

shoshana said...

Please keep posting these little kitties. I come to your blog and experience joy when I see them! They are so cute (and I'm not allergic to pictures).

The Meowers from Missouri said...

what a cute belleh! our mom wants ta blow "raspberries" on it!!

Jacqueline said...

Onion, you are a beautiful girl; we love your belly shot!...We're sure mancats everywhere are getting weak knees over your photo, sweetie!...kisses...Calle, Halle, Sukki